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Some funny job descriptions

21/12/2012

 
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From: HRM Asia

When Dilbert creator Scott Adams asked people for joke job descriptions he got more than he bargained for with hundreds of responses. Here are 16 of the best:
 

  • Help people hate each other – Divorce Lawyer (Scott Adams’ favourite)
     
  • Talk in other people’s sleep – College Professor
     
  • Call people who know what they’re doing and ask them what they’re doing – Incident Manager
     
  • Make people feel bad about their work – Quality Assurance Tester
     
  • Take numbers on pieces of paper, rearrange them and put them on different pieces of paper –  Tax Accountant
     
  • Show you innovative ways to burn money in the spirit of patriotism – Fireworks Stand Manager
     
  • Arrive after the battle and bayonet all the wounded – Auditor
     
  • Shepherd clients through the process of setting their products on fire – Consumer Products Tester
     
  • Persuade kids that it’s really fun being wet, cold and scared out of their minds – Sailing Instructor
     
  • Ensure that stupid people stay in the gene pool – Lifeguard (HC’s favourite)
     
  • Spend most of the day looking out the window – Pilot
     
  • Go to strange people’s houses and take their money – Pizza Delivery Boy
     
  • Take pictures of the unlucky and the stupid – X-ray Technician
     
  • Run away and call the police – Security Guard
     
  • Copy and paste from the Internet – Student


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