Some funny job descriptions

From: HRM Asia

When Dilbert creator Scott Adams asked people for joke job descriptions he got more than he bargained for with hundreds of responses. Here are 16 of the best:
 

• Help people hate each other – Divorce Lawyer (Scott Adams’ favourite)
   
• Talk in other people’s sleep – College Professor
   
• Call people who know what they’re doing and ask them what they’re doing – Incident Manager
   
• Make people feel bad about their work – Quality Assurance Tester
   
• Take numbers on pieces of paper, rearrange them and put them on different pieces of paper –  Tax Accountant
   
• Show you innovative ways to burn money in the spirit of patriotism – Fireworks Stand Manager
   
• Arrive after the battle and bayonet all the wounded – Auditor
   
• Shepherd clients through the process of setting their products on fire – Consumer Products Tester
   
• Persuade kids that it’s really fun being wet, cold and scared out of their minds – Sailing Instructor
   
• Ensure that stupid people stay in the gene pool – Lifeguard (HC’s favourite)
   
• Spend most of the day looking out the window – Pilot
   
• Go to strange people’s houses and take their money – Pizza Delivery Boy
   
• Take pictures of the unlucky and the stupid – X-ray Technician
   
• Run away and call the police – Security Guard
   
• Copy and paste from the Internet – Student

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